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GO is the only movie I've ever liked Taye Diggs in. He always comes off smug. Sometimes it works, most of the time it doesn't. And although I did enjoy Equilibrium on the merits of its action scenes, every subsequent time I've seen it since its theatre run, it has become increasingly hilarious.

I'm not defending Mel Gibson, being such a world class ass-clown, but Alec Baldwin lost his shit on tape too, yet people still watch 30 Rock.

Kaitlin is definitely much hotter with some meat on her bones. I hope she keeps some weight on her next season instead of becoming crack-skinny again. It made her look like a tranny.

Big Brother to selfish little bastards.
Coaxing cats out of walls.
Longjohn underwear enthusiast.
Wannabe horse jockey.
Incompetent drug dealer.

Eating cheese out of rat traps.
Stalking the Waitress.
Paying spies to stalk the Waitress.
Amateur plumber.

You diabolical, dick shrinking motherfuckers!

HEROES was never good. Not fucking ever. It was shit from the word go.

Idris is wearing out his welcome. I thought LOSERS was one of the worst comic book movies to come out in a year full of garbage. ROCKNROLLA was shit. He's starring in Tyler Perry movies, Beyonce movies and other unscrupulous endeavors.

Natalie Portman was Mathilda. And Evey Hammond. Maybe that's why she gets a pass on the Star Wars disaster.

I didn't really like the first one either, but seeing Emilio Estevez, Jean Reno & Ving Rhames all in the same movie did win some points with me.

I don't think it's a good movie, but there are memorable scenes, mostly involving Renner's character. It wasn't a complete waste of time like George Romero's recent output.

@ominus
Yeah, it's nice to remember that David Allen Grier used to be a really funny guy. His IN LIVING COLOR sketches were consistantly great too. CHOCOLATE NEWS, on the other hand, well, that was just sad. I watched 2 episodes of that bullshit and had to stop because I was afraid all the flop sweat dripping off my tv

Renner kicked ass in 28 WEEKS LATER
I lost interest in the MISSION IMPOSSIBLE movies after that terrible John Woo one, but I've loved Jeremy Renner since he showed up on an episode of ANGEL. I might drop coin on this one if the director is good enough.

I just watched AMAZON WOMEN ON THE MOON last week and was amazed it's still as hilarious as I remember. That Arsenio Hall sketch at the beginning just might be the funniest thing that guy ever did.

NO HEROICS was a great premise with terrible execution. Never thought the idea of horny, cursing superheroes could be so dull. Although it was nice seeing Claire Keelan in that Electroclash suit.

Watch HELLBINDERS if you're hankering for a full picture of Ray Park and his unique line delivery.

Albino Fat Albert

American dramas would benefit from adopting the Brits method of 6 episodes a season. Especially for high concept shows like LOST, which jerk the viewer around for years before bowing out ungracefully, leaving some mysteries unsolved and the others vague. No room for filler with six. That's just enough time to tell

@kthejoker

So Paul Reubens is basically the horniest man alive. Like every second of every day is spent thinking about, listening to, watching and cataloging the largest collection of porn ever amassed by a single man.