Roman was the best character on the show. His performance in the series finale was particularly hysterical.

Hell yeah, Sheltie. By the time I got to the part about the terrorist group called PandaExpress, I started yawning.

Well put, Phodreaw. I totally agree.

What I meant to say was that I remember watching a few of those EMMANUELLE movies through scrambled channels. Can't recall if it was Skinemax or Showtime, but one of them used to show softcore movies based on randy English birds like Lady Chatterley & Lady Godiva.

I remember those EMMANUELLE

NIGHT BREED was the first horror movie my old man allowed me to watch with him. It scared the ever-living shit outta me but I sat through the entire thing just because it made me feel so grown.

@dumdumdugan
My opinions had nothing to do with the book or the original movie. I just notice that whenever Ellen Page is mentioned here, she seems to be the target of alot of vitriol, yet Lizzy Caplan is praised and I see very little difference between the two. They bore me equally.

@stevedave

Wholly-shit, Jorge. Thanks for making me feel old and wistful.

Lizzy Caplan is every bit as annoying as Ellen Page. She does the same schtick in every fucking role too. She's just a couple of degrees hotter than Ellen but they came off the same dull assembly line.

When are Willie Tyler & Lester reuniting?
Now that's a show I'd be interested in.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I'm gonna kick you repeatedly in the balls, Gardocki!

BETTER OFF DEAD is excellent, but when it comes to Savage Steve Holland, it gets no better than EEK! THE CAT.

Tim Kring writing a book is like Joseph Merrick giving beauty tips
He admits that he doesn't read, watch TV, or go out much. So my question is what the fuck does this hack-sack actually do? Far as I can tell Kring just latches onto whatever is floating in the zeitgeist and wrings out every ounce of intelligence and…

Nice to see Kevin Eldon getting some love. He's amazing! I just discovered him about 2 years ago after watching BIG TRAIN and have since become a huge fan. JAM, NIGHTY NIGHT & DEAD SET are great examples of how versatile an actor he is. Seems like he's been involved in everything cool on British tv

@joaquinstick
Tyler Perry is Chaucer for Christians With A 5th Grade Education & An All-Consuming Repulsion For Literature More Complex Than A TV Guide.

Vicar. Guidos are coo-coo for Christ, right?

I meant, TALES FROM THE CRYPT. Got it mixed up with TALES FROM THE DARKSIDE, another awesome show, if I recall correctly

The Crypt Keeper used to freak me out too, but never enough to stop me from watching every TALES FROM THE DARK episode I could find.

Wait a fuckin minute. We're talkin bout BONES, right? BONES. Ya'll are getting worked up into a roid-rage over BONES? BONES, a show my knuckle-draggin grandparents, who think Tyler Perry is Chaucer for Christians, can't even stomach? BONES, a show I was unaware was still even on the air?