I Like Ike

Is the ginger poof playing Quasimoto as well?

Prince might have jumped the gun a bit early suggesting the internet is over, although I'm sure Mel Gibson really wishes that were true now

Shantel: I suppose Mexicans & rednecks don't fight dogs. And I'd love for you to refer me to the place where you found that 90 percent statistic? Did your ass earn a sociology degree and write a book? Because that's PROBABLY where you got your information and that's DEFINITELY what you're talking out of

Isn't that Black Dynamite's cousin?

No shit! Whoopi has always been a shameless sycophant. I'll never forget that Ted Danson stunt. I don't have a problem with race humor so long as its funny and that bullshit was just lame and confounding. To this day I'm still more pissed at Whoopi about it than Ted Danson because she was a decent comedian and she…

See? McGruder doesn't hate black women
To me this entire episode was a direct response to all the charges of misogyny levelled against Aaron and the show. It was almost like he wanted to make sure if this was indeed the last season, he got that issue squared away before taking a bow.

On top of being a prick, Richie Rich was also an arrogant motherfucker. Who names their dog, Dollar? What was Gold Bullion taken or too hard to say with a mouthful of caviar?

The only people more pissed off about the sentencing than Lindsay Lohan is her vast network of dealers. Couple of them are gonna be eating Ramen noodles for the next 90 days

Tragicomic Circus : The Life & Times of a Ya-Yo Ho
Who will save the children of Morocco now?

That is a hysterical burn. I'm adding that one to my repertoire

I wish that game really existed. Always fantasized about tongue-tweaking Venus De Milo's nips without having to leave my couch

Lone Audience: Judging from that trailer I don't think Reeves is easing back on Oskar's psycho tendencies. They show him stabbing at the tree more violently than the kid from the original

That last scene is one of the sweetest things I've ever seen in any movie in quite some time. It really elevated it from "great" to "classic". Love, Grand Guignol style.

Kitty Cat Attack!!
Please tell me they kept the infamous cat sequence, because that's the only reason I'd watch this remake. The original is rocket sauce from start to brilliant finish, and even with all of its merits, the cat attack still nearly derailed the whole film. The effects were shoddy and it was…

I'm all onboard for sending T.I to Mars
How do we make that happen, Nathan? Do I have to sign a petition or work the phones during the charity auction or buy a crate of Cognac or what? I'm not being sarcastic either.

Thanks again, Mr David Fincher
Thanks for giving every lazy suit in Hollywood an easy out in the marketing department.

Friedberg & Seltzer are still shiting all over celluloid? I thought Hollywood banished them to the Phantom Zone already

Where am I gonna get my Martin Starr snark fix now?!
This is terrible news. I was really hoping for another episode focusing on Steven Webber's armenian mobster

Just noticed that the letter W is written on her gauntlets. Bwah-ha-ha!! She gonna forget her moniker if it isn't written on her hands or something? Does she have Left and Right inscribed on the palms so she knows where each glove goes?