Get rid of the lasso if you wanna exorcise the S&M slant
If you're looking to make Wonder Woman relevant and shed everything about the character that's inherently sexist, get rid of the cat-o-one-tail she carries and give her a more useful tool. Don't know why a character with a modest percent of Superman's strength…

I loved the impression that Donald Glover did of Forrest Whittaker in the Anthony Michael Hall episode of COMMUNITY. He just puffed out his cheeks and crossed his eyes and it was the best impression of the guy that I've ever seen

Black Thought is not a great rapper?? THINGS FALL APART ought to kill that argument. That album is loaded with lyrical kung fu

THE FIRE is my favorite track on the album as well. Plus Blu & Phonte spitting on the same track was beautiful.

Every single one of those DC animated movies kick an unholy amount of ass. I appreciate them both as an adult and a former comic book collector. The quality of writing, animation and sound is unparalleled in the DTV market. I'd take them over a million shitty movies or Loeb-produced television shows

Rom The Space Knight The Weekly Series
Third string superhero fanatics rejoice!!!

Half an hour of Robin Williams? Doesn't ten minutes of his overcaffeinated schtick constitute cruel and unusual punishment? That's one of the options available to death row inmates down south, I believe. I even heard the ATF played one of his albums to the Branch Davidians and we all know how that turned out.

And Carlos Mencia

I can't think of anyone better suited to play Riddler
After all, Robin Williams has been stealing other comedian's jokes for decades now. Playing a goofy thief who dresses like a crazed Jimmy Buffet fan isn't any kind of stretch for him.

He could play GRODD if Nolan ever does a Justice League movie set in Gorilla City

Amanda Bynes must be kicking herself right now
She had to go and retire a few days before the role she was born to play became available.

I had planned on abducting AVATAR later today and keeping it chained to an external hard drive I keep in my basement, but I guess that's off the schedule for now.

…I hate every ape I see….from chimpan-A to chimpan-Zee…

I can only wish that I was indifferent to Tyler Perry. I would absolutely adore it if I had no idea what he looked like and was ignorant to his cult of personality but I live in Houston, TX. It's Bible Belt Babylon out here. I got family members who get the vapors whenever he's mentioned. They speak of him with the…

Homophobia can be fun and I am dumb, so you must be a kind of soothsayer or cold caller, anonymous shithead. I don't believe what I wrote was homophobic. He gets photographed kissing a dude and his career is over, plain and simple.

Paul F. Tompkins, best comedian in the business

Go back and find his "Wazzup Wit U" video with Jacko Wacko. No one is gayer than Eddie Murphy

Yup. I'm one of them. I've hated Tyler Perry since his "Chicken Circuit" days. Fucking asshole writes plays that wouldn't impress a fifth grade teacher and I gotta listen to the stupidass southern women wax poetic about his intelligence. These dummies act like he's David Mamet and it's endlessly nauseating.

A Gen-13 movie? In 2010? BWAH-HA-HA! Keep dreaming, dummy
I doubt anyone wanted to see a Gen13 movie in 98, at the height of its popularity, much less now. Besides, porn is readily available for young boys these days, so there's no interest in adapting a comic book renowned for scantily-clad heroines

Superman wouldn't hit a guy with glasses. Granted, I don't wear any but I know a few pharmacies that sale cheap ones