As a child of the 80s I wanted Hollywood to do nothing but superhero films
As an adult of the aughts, I can't fucking wait for Superhero movies to end.

Sorry to see Andrew Daly & Katy Mixon go BUT…
Michael Pena being added to the cast is exciting, especially if his new character is even a quarter as unhinged & amoral as his Observe & Report security guard.

Greatest Christmas movie, no question.

Don't do school and stay in drugs!

People still use the "Trust No One" tagline so you might be shit outta luck on that one, Doc

WALKING DEAD will be incredible. I haven't been so excited for an upcoming show since Battlestar Galactica

Tom Hardy from BRONSON is how I always pictured Jesse Custer. Timothy Olymphant is way too swishy. I never found the dude intimidating in anything but GO

Hells yeah! PREACHER defined my teenage years. It's the funniest, filthiest, most violent yet moving piece of adut fare since Neil Gaiman's Sandman series.

Neal Moritz owns the rights to PREACHER? Eww!!
The jackass who produced STEALH has his grimy fingers all over the rights to Preacher? That's almost as scary as the retard who made SMOKIN ACES handling the feature film adaptation.

The animation is shit but it lends to its crude charm. The Paul F. Tompkins episode with the cant-escape-artist had me in tears. Virtually every single line outta the magician's mouth was hysterical. It reminded me of Paul's character from Tenacious D, Pick of Destiny, where he gives the inspiration speech about Satan.

The greatest showcase of alternative comedy on TV
This really fucking sucks. I've been watching and loving LIFE & TIMES OF TIM since the beginning. It really found its groove in its second season and the results have been hysterical. Paul F Tompkins, Brett Gelman, Andrew Daly, Marc Maron, Chris Parnell, Jennifer…

Brandon Lee is the major reason THE CROW succeeded
Alex Proyas direction was also a factor but it certainly wasn't the story or th character responsible for its high cult status. Without Brandon Lee's charisma and tragic death, The Crow is derivative, hack-tastic bullshit. Which is why the sequels never went anywhere

Someone should tell Cameron he isn't Poseidon
I bet if we could get a glimpse of his bedroom closet we'd find a shiny Captain Planet outfit in there.

Is Jeff Zucker related to John Merrick??
The picture of him from that NYmag article is grotesque. His forehead (more like 14head, hardy-har-har) goes back so far it probably stops at the crack of his ass. What is he keeping in that thing, 50 pounds of pudding? You'd need a panoramic camera & a helicopter to get all of…

Danny Trejo is like 80 years old. He'd break a hip trying to take a swing at me. Or suffer a hernia. Either way, I'd hardly be shaking in his presence.

Brian Azzarello is bald too. Didn't realize the comics industry had so many Three Stooges enthusiasts

I love that he admits he knew All Star Superman would be iconic
That series really was brilliant in its simplicity. Volume One was the first Superman title I was ever interested in reading and it didn't disappoint. The storyline involving Clark giving Lois Lane his powers for her birthday was an instant classic.

WE3 is a masterpiece
Funny, heartbreaking and awesome as all get-out

Well, he certainly isn't predictable. I'll give him that much. Don't know if I'd go so far as to say he's badass. The dude makes his living wearing makeup and playing make believe. Hardly badass, no matter how odd his choices may be

But JLH's tits are in an elite class of chesticles that entire feature length film posters are framed around