Jennifer Lawrence?

Bloom may be a gatekeeper to Parnassus, but by no means a gatekeeper in the contemporary academic or publishing worlds.

Thank you Arthur for winning more games than the Browns.

It's not really difficult to understand. If she airbrushed herself out of all her films with Woody Allen, she would be remembered as "the girl from Rosemary's Baby" and not much else.

Isn't the obvious precursor of Mr. Show's 'cross-fading' sketches Monty Python's Flying Circus, platonic ideal of absurdist sketch comedy, rather than the cinema of Luis Bruñel?

No, no, its the one where Scott Bakula pitches a liquid nitrogen ball in the first minute.

Yes, so will we all someday, after we win on Undercover Boss…

Maybe the haters don't bother to troll Tim and Eric comments anymore. But anyway: the people who don't like Awesome Show are the people who wouldn't have liked Monty Python when it first appeared.

Good call. He looked really rock bottom there and then he looked at the jar in disgust after the talk. I think it was some kind of peanut butter and jelly combination that you're meant to eat out of the jar with a spoon.

I was an admirer of this show for its first two seasons, and a defender of its controversial (as I'm beginning to see why) second season against the haters, and this episode was absolutely horrible, a double embarrassment: to myself for looking forward to it and for vouching for its quality to the uninitiated.

Gandolfini was, like, the Robert De Niro of acting.

De Niro was in Silver Linings Play Book? Man he'll do anything.

Can't wait for the This Will Kill That episode. Riveting television.

Randy Moss is currently hoping to be hired as a wide-receiver and I'm not very familiar with Keyshawn Johnson's politics. BUT, if you're looking for non-safe choices, ESPN has a double-murderer on its panel, and if NBC's going to top that it needs to secure a pardon for O.J. Simpson.

Remember, Seinfeld was on NBC.

What a decent and humane country it would be if everyone in America were like Jeopardy contestants.

Clearly, you missed the recent Tournament of Champions.

What? Didn't you know Drew Carey is from Cleveland, where it snows and they eat sausage and other un-healthy foods a lot?

Stephen King is the Stephen King of Television

Chappelle seems to attract his own breed of hecklers. For hecklers there are only two solutions: complete verbal obliteration á la George Carlin, whom I once saw respond to a heckler in a most intense fashion, sort of like the Michael Richards incident but with gay innuendos. These are the responses that draw their…