can't, or won't?

That's inevitable, given the ratings gaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiinnnnsss.

This post + Casey Kasem's voice = so much awesome.

If your childhood can't stop crying, I will come back there and give it something to cry about.

It is, but it goes right to your hips.

How about NNNNNNN-NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

The Rebel Alliance was based located their base on his neck.

Where have you been hiding out lately, honey?

Is the beard to define a semblance of a chin and/or jawline?

I want to go to there . . .

NNNNN-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

DOOD.

and yet it's still too much.

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

Aren't we all?

I want to believe, but . . .

Promising not to make it weird just made it weird.

A different, better kind of release awaits you in the off-world colonies!

To wit:

"Too pretty for homework," as the kids are wont to say.