Do you have his number? I'm running low on Japanese.

I wonder what's standing in the way of Kathleen Turner's vagina these days.

These rocks are FAAAAAABULOUSSSSS!!!

This is payback for the Taco Bell commercials.

This would have made Spawn much, much more tolerable.

You just won Minnesota.

No shit. I was all pumped for some bowling, and then **SMACK** and I'm all, "Well, fuck. He probably won't be able to bowl after that."

Listening to Falco, I'd guess.

definitively?

My mom jeans bring all the boys to the yard.

Or slow-motion homoeroticism.

Diet Coke.

Would I like you when you're angry?

Also: they actually had to edit out a lot of fart noises in the Ewok scenes. Midgets are gassy as fuck.

Nah, let's go all out: big, swinging Wookie dong.

Actually, that's the ONLY place.

Wrong.

Unfortunately, our minds were just too linear to realize it at the time.

Osteoporosisters

Who is "Tokyo Police Cover"?