Pap Smeer & the Tubal Ligations

Orange whip? Three orange whips.

"suspicion of cockfighting" must be a more common offense than I would have otherwise assumed.

Did not, however, come with a formal written apology.

You don't have to tell me—I was in that CVS parking lot, too, you know.

They taste good, but I'm always hungry again twenty minutes later.

would you settle for "Unequivocally"?

No, you're thinking of The Great Machinist Caper.

** casts Cloak of Pop-Music Innocuousness **

** edits title, removes "Chinese" **

ALSO "defeated and overly optimistic." These sentences aren't so rare after all.

Dr. Strangeglove sounds so . . . fisty.

Other (please explain): I asked for more bread, but never got any.

But I feel badly, so . . .

Miley Cyrus covers Barber's "Adagio for Strings."

this comment also qualifies as a "defeated and overly optimistic."

so much like.

Wow, that is long.

Well, OK. You sure? I'm still not sure.

Have you seen J Mascis lately? He looks like a cross between Lucius Malfoy and Buster from Arrested Development.