Is anyone else hearing Paul F Tompkins as Werner Herzog as you read those?

DEARTH OF SADISM is my favorite happy-go-lucky black metal band.

@avclub-91546109eaf110327d50b0955865712a:disqus , @avclub-b7784c8bc13cfa7214f249fef97abfe9:disqus : regarding the gang-run nursing home—in the Season Two dvd extras, there's an extended deleted scene where the group, fresh from the esploded CDC, return to the ad hoc nursing home only to find everyone dead. At first,…

@avclub-91546109eaf110327d50b0955865712a:disqus , @avclub-b7784c8bc13cfa7214f249fef97abfe9:disqus : regarding the gang-run nursing home—in the Season Two dvd extras, there's an extended deleted scene where the group, fresh from the esploded CDC, return to the ad hoc nursing home only to find everyone dead. At first,…

Well, lots of boobs can be a middle-aged dude problem because of flabby man-tits.

99 middle-aged dude problems.

A rapport with Rapaport?

initiate retro burn on my mark, in 3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . .  MARK.

@avclub-2bc89f96d5af36cd7c598b934297491f:disqus just explained the Internet.

in Russia, (noun) (verb) you!

I lament what you did there.

I'm not falling for that again.

(overheard every single day on the set of Malcolm in the Middle)

Two things about which he's peevishly skeeved:

A pleasant surprise, indeed.

This post is actually an outtake from Richard Dreyfuss' voiceover work in the 1986 film Stand By Me.

not an effective form of birth control, BTW.

Those Obama handouts were printed on really nice paper, though.

Superfluous G be trippin'!

If by compelling you mean "riddled with poor comma decisions" then you've certainly found your champion, @avclub-100a2a14a7f2903d29db0dc435c0cfe8:disqus .