So was Eddie Murphy.

If you still think you're regular after you joined the AV Club, then you've already lost.

I hear Hector is pretty wild in the sack.

It's nothing personal.

Who could forget him as Billy Crystal's son in City Slickers? Role of a lifetime, right there.

And yet… it makes me feel like I've failed, somehow.

Dan Fogler will be playing Paula Patton's.

The crew from Battleship will mail you your check in the morning.

*Sees the Joker falling from the skyscraper*

"BEN AFFLECK AS BATMAN?!?!?"

To be fair, Amy Adams is still pretty hot, especially compared to that Kryptonian chick.

He's fine! Stuck behind the desk doing paperwork for the rest of his life, though, so that's a bitch.

Another reason for people to hate Girls.

I wish I could pepper this thread with some new insight…

You… don't?

Where's the one about having sex with Laura Fraser while Krysten Ritter watches?

It's nothing personal, so no worries.

He and Elizabeth Mitchell were Season 5's MVP's, in my opinion.

Wait, what? Woah. I mean… Good job reiterating, guys.

To be fair, Rourke was fully invested in making the character work, but he just wasn't given much to work with. In fact, the guy went on to complain about the character's lack of dimension a while later, mainly blaming Marvel, for insisting that the character remain one-dimensional, and Favreau, for lacking the…