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The Greg and Dharma days, @avclub-638c1a4f003b46aad4aa5cf3f424d215:disqus? 
Oh, you just HAVE to be different, right?
You make me sick… 
And not just because your ass is hanging out of your sex-trousers.

Is she a Scientologist?!
She's not famous enough to be a well-known Scientologist, evidently. 
Oh, but I like her less now that I know she's a loon.

I so always want to like shows with Jenna Elfman in, but… urgh, the last time I tried, I got 'Accidentally on Purpose'.
My goodwill only extends so far.

It's a shame you can't sing it without having to cram those extra syllables in like a motherbitch. 
I may have tried…

Yeah, she's good, but it doesn't help that Sherman-Palladino can only write a couple of women well. She does the Kelly Bishop-type very well and the highly-caffeinated-type just as well, so her main woman is pretty much always going to be Lorelai 2.0. Like do you remember Anna from GG? She was LITERALLY Lorelai + a…

Yes. Sperm whale, petunias, the whole deal.

How odd, I literally just finished re-watching that episode of 30 Rock and that's all I have to add here. 
Good day, sir. 
I said good day!

Only Sutton isn't as good with the fast-paced dialogue as Lauren Graham (seriously, she should have won so SO many awards…) and we're SUPPOSED to think Sasha can be a bit of bitch from the start, as opposed to seeing Rory slowly turn into this horrible, spoiled snide bastard.

Seeing 'ABCF' makes me wish the 'Family' bit was something that began with a D.
Maybe 'Drastically Enriching Family-Geared Happiness'.
I did a thing going through the whole alphabet, but it went off-topic and ended 'Yellow Zebra', so…

More similar, yes, but a pork pie isn't so location-specific.
Also… vile. Just vile.

"Yorkshire pudding God save the Queen" is generally how we start and finish sentences, yes Yorkshire pudding God save the Queen.

Hmmm, some of it, yeah, but there's definitely some stuff there - like that lovely chair - that she couldn't have afforded unless she has a secret sugar daddy on the side.

Blerg!

I thought she was talking about the whole 'the wand chooses the wizard' thing from the first book.
Also, let's face it: First movie. Penny ain't readin' no books.

The only thing I took from this episode was 'How can Penny afford nice designer furniture? I want her colourful armchair.'
I really do want that chair, though.

@avclub-d80ecbbbef6ab40a4e53d1ad2c3fc1b2:disqus But… two different 'g' sounds, no? Like the 'g' in burgeon, where it's more of a 'j'. That what I meant. I'm in England; we'd pronounce 'aspergers' with the j-sounding g and a p that's actually a 'p'.

How are they identical?!
The 'perge' bit normally would rhyme with 'verge', instead of… 'burg'.

Why do Americans pronounce it 'Ass-burgers' and not 'As-purge-ers'?
One way sounds like an actual thing that real people have and the other… well, I can't not think of Cartman making fun of it and it makes me less sympathetic.

Now, was them discussing The Butterfly Effect before showing the elder Chances taking pictures of young Jimmy intentional?
Thinking back to the basement scene in that film made me feel all icky.