I was just about to do the same thing and hated myself for wanting to.

It bothers me every time I see the credits for this show that when younger Ben takes the sandwich from the table, he only grabs the top slice, but the whole sandwich stays together and it doesn't bend or flop around, which makes me think it's made of really stale bread with a superglue filling. 
Or maybe just peanut…

Or maybe "There's a Twilight marathon on SyFy, Arthur."
Arthur is a cat in this instance.

That's maybe the most depressing sentence I've ever read.

I know I'm definitely in the minority, but I really kind of like Kathy Griffin.
I think she must play some kind of subliminal brainwashing… thing that only gays can hear.A fag whistle, perhaps.

Well calling you 'sir' in response would make me feel distinctly '50 Shades of Grey'…

Well calling you 'sir' in response would make me feel distinctly '50 Shades of Grey'…

Okay then, well now I can put my finger on EXACTLY what's currently wrong with the show. 
Well done to you, sir or madam.
I enjoy a good lengthy post, gave me something to read while I'm a suffering a post-Christmas hangover… Yikes.
You're so right about the older Chances being turned into two Homer Simpsons, also.
It's…

Okay then, well now I can put my finger on EXACTLY what's currently wrong with the show. 
Well done to you, sir or madam.
I enjoy a good lengthy post, gave me something to read while I'm a suffering a post-Christmas hangover… Yikes.
You're so right about the older Chances being turned into two Homer Simpsons, also.
It's…

But there's no need for snark over P&R.
I mean, there probably is for you, but that's a given.
Also… your face is redundant? Probably. I don't know, you might be lovely. I'll just slip away now. Don't look for me, I'm in the shadows. In a tree. Over a hill. Not One Tree Hill, that would be too obvious and just a shitty,…

But there's no need for snark over P&R.
I mean, there probably is for you, but that's a given.
Also… your face is redundant? Probably. I don't know, you might be lovely. I'll just slip away now. Don't look for me, I'm in the shadows. In a tree. Over a hill. Not One Tree Hill, that would be too obvious and just a shitty,…

That really isn't what I was saying even a little bit, @jerodast:disqus 
If you look, like, two comments below, you'll see that I basically said I get that the show likes to try on a lot of different hats and I just don't  like this version of it.
I prefer the stuff in New York to Ohio and this episode, from what I…

That really isn't what I was saying even a little bit, @jerodast:disqus 
If you look, like, two comments below, you'll see that I basically said I get that the show likes to try on a lot of different hats and I just don't  like this version of it.
I prefer the stuff in New York to Ohio and this episode, from what I…

Wasn't there actual talk of TBS maybe buying up Happy Endings if ABC decide to be utter morons?
I've always thought it would go well with Cougar Town, very much the same kind of  vibe, except Happy Endings has quicker dialogue and much less booze.

Wasn't there actual talk of TBS maybe buying up Happy Endings if ABC decide to be utter morons?
I've always thought it would go well with Cougar Town, very much the same kind of  vibe, except Happy Endings has quicker dialogue and much less booze.

Snarky tone noted, O'Neal,
Oh, it's been noted.

Snarky tone noted, O'Neal,
Oh, it's been noted.

Give it a go from the second season. 
It's really not awful. 
I know that doesn't SOUND like praise, but considering what it started out as, it really and truly is.

Give it a go from the second season. 
It's really not awful. 
I know that doesn't SOUND like praise, but considering what it started out as, it really and truly is.

So I figured I could leave this in a 'three-camera sitcom' review and I'm not sure if this opinion might get me kicked out of AV Club, but, you guys… Whitney's kinda good now.
I've been kind of drifting in and out of it, watching odd episodes here and there and they've kind of shaken it up a bit and it is completely…