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I hope this is a sarcastic reply to all of the folks who feel the ending was "too neat" or Walt got off "too easy", because if so, spot on, sir.

The real tragedy is your sad slog through life among us pathetic dullards. I feel for you, good person, having to put up with people liking things because they like them. It must be utterly intolerable. Slog on, sir. Slog on.

Except for the part where his family is torn to shreds, his children hate him, and his brother in law is dead, you are spot on.

Wow. Perfect balance between giving the audience what they want and still staying true to the themes and characters we've spent the past 6 years with. Loved Uncle Jack trying to negotiate out of his death in the same manner Hank absolutely refused. Just fantastic.

But Superman crushing Zod's hand and casually tossing him into a bottomless fucking pit? That's cool because the 80s!

Seriously, a fresh set of blankets Dowd didn't spray water all over. I'm happy.

Go Chargahs!

Reading some of these comments really takes me back to film school and how it ruins everything.

Oh the internet, where sneering all over a generally well loved piece of pop-culture will get you paid.

Orlando Jones is in this? Pass.

After decades of the general public demanding more death and more goo on their tv screens, it takes a brave, enterprising hair like Ronald D. Moore to finally make it happen. It's about Goddamn time.

WELL THEN GREASE ME UP… uh… MONSTER!!!

Hey guys! What if the mask from this article and the creepy looking doll from the box office report had a baby!?!?! EWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!

Or maybe, you know, there's not an invisible man in the sky. Perhaps your fate is determined by your actions and blind luck. Perhaps good things happen to bad people and vice versa because life is a random series of unpredictable events. Perhaps blaming everything on God is for pussies who are too terrified to take

I like how he implies bad things happening to good people is the biggest concept that leads to crisis of faith. I always thought it was logic, reasoning and critical thinking.

Why did God let Mike Seaver become such a douche? Guy was my hero for like 6 months when I was 7. This led to my crisis of faith. There is no God, and it's your fault I feel that way, Mike Seaver!

So today is pretty much Adam Sandler Gimmick Account's Christmas. I am so legitimately and non-snarkily happy for you Adam Sandler Gimmick Account. Post your teeny little meager brains out!

I stopped reading after the author forgot what review he was writing and started comparing and contrasting cell phones. Did it get better?

You just earned yourself an atomic wedgie after gym class.

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