Oh, I'm sorry, people make that mistake all the time. I'm a behavioral analyst and a therapist. People are still pretty ignorant of the the title, so I forgive you, but I feel like we're gonna turn the public perception around eventually.

I have to say "Hey, that looks like John Travolta! Yeah… looks like…" Every time John Travolta appears on my TV. It's probably why I am so desperately alone.

Yeah… looks like…

By my count there have been four "good" Superman movies, so yeah, didn't bother reading the article.

Like I said, he's a good friend.

A good friend just texted me "gandolfini died". I wrote back "hell yeah he did", thinking we were about to have a conversation as to whether or not Tony Soprano died in the final episode. He wrote back "no James Gandolfini just died of a heart attack". I feel like I've been kicked in the stomach.

Get yor ass to Sunny Villages Retirement Community.

Somebody wants to write for The AV Club!

I am so happy this record is getting so much love. It makes me feel things that are good.

I like pussy but I don't like riots. Needless to say, this band vexes me.

I think I'm the only person on the planet who really liked the first Lindsey episode.

See, now calling someone an "lazy cunt"; That's angry!

Who's angry? I feel for you, buddy. It's fun liking things. Nobody's saying to change, I'm just saying "sucks to be you", meant in the nicest way possible.

We'll have to something it. Definitely.

That isn't to say I thought this season was BETTER than the original run. Far from it. But I accept that it's different and something that should be critiqued on its own terms.

I think the biggest difference (aside from the necessity of having the cast separated) is that Hurwitz wasn't bound by a network asking him to water down his vision. This feels like the ruthless AD that was bubbling under the surface of the Fox run.

As a bald man, I will be getting"hat haircuts" from now until the end of my days. So thanks for that, Ron Howard Being in Arrested Development.

Oh, hai Cooba!

same (sad voice)

Yelling "fire" in a crowded bar: Not cool.