RIP Michael Jackson. I'm so sorry we all killed you.

But I don't wanna be an old man anymore! Even though it's been a year or two since I've been out on the floor. You know, shaking booty? Making sweet love all the night? It's time I got back to the good life.

I would really like to spend an afternoon in the universe where Harrison Ford got his way and Han died on Endor. I wonder how that would have impacted the fluctuating tones of the climax.

I think the changes to Jabba's palace might be the most egregious changes to the whole original trilogy. The way it was originally presented, the scene was just dripping with ominous energy. When (spoiler alert?) Jabba sends the performer down to the rancor pit, it is truly disturbing and you come out of it with a…

Unfortunately it does nothing to disprove that all old, white, American men are pricks… my dad does though. Unfortunately he was never the Captain of the Enterprise or aw wizard.

Aye but Steakflower has got something Cameron doesn't…

That last shot of Homer staring at the stars always hits me right in the crap factory.

"in 24 hours, terrorists will detonate a volcano in the city of Pompeii. Only you can stop Jon Snow and his terrorist organization". At least this is the movie I'm going to pretend this is. Seriously though, it's like they didn't even try with Roman-Jack Bower's appearance. They just slapped some armor on him and said…

I just pretend the series finale of the Simpsons was season 11's Behind the Laughter episode. The past 13 years have been nothing more than a horribly conceived spin off. Don't try to convince me otherwise!

I guess mild spoilers for a show that hasn't aired in 4 years.

Thank you for confirming how fucking cool I was in 1995. Matchbox 20 was just shite for the Bops and Preps, maaaaaan. Now excuse me while I go pretend to like Crass.

That could very well be true, but inherently you lose a bit of rawness when you sign to a major and I still prefer the no nonsense approach to the production and song writing (though I have many friends who would call me out that the change between Reinventing Axle Rose and Eternal Cowboy are just as egregious as the…

I've loved Against Me! since 2003(?). I happened to see them at a basement show in Seattle where a friend of a friend had convinced them to play after an actual gig one night. It was hands down the greatest concert going experience of my life. I view As he Eternal Cowboy to be the must important post nineties punk…

Whew!

How much you wanna bet 3 hunter killers (those big aircraft things the machines fly around) travel back in time and destroy a city by first shooting tentacles at it and then crashing into it?

Hey, GTA5 came out this year, right? Is it already uncool to like that game? I like that game. It was really good.

"The next time you have a chance to kill someone, don't hesitate"

Armageddon is one of only two movies that have made me weep like a tiny little baby. The other being My Girl.

If Matrix only had sex with Bennett on that cold night in Moscow, none of this would've had to happen.

Ah! My eyes!!!! The goggles do nothing!!!!!!!