Because the guitar has a vagina. I thought that was obvious.

I'm sure this is where I'm supposed to lament about "what happened to Requiem for a Dream, Marlon Waynes?"… But I totally laughed like 5 or 6 times during that preview. I'm pretty sure that makes me a terrible person. I might as well just go back to raping and pillaging at this point.

I'm sure this is where I'm supposed to lament about "what happened to Requiem for a Dream, Marlon Waynes?"… But I totally laughed like 5 or 6 times during that preview. I'm pretty sure that makes me a terrible person. I might as well just go back to raping and pillaging at this point.

I did not think I'd be listening to a new GY!BE album when I woke up this morning. Nice to know life is still full of surprises. Guess I can hold off on suicide for one more day.

I did not think I'd be listening to a new GY!BE album when I woke up this morning. Nice to know life is still full of surprises. Guess I can hold off on suicide for one more day.

Exactly.

Exactly.

Considering how I responded to this news, I'm going to be an complete wreck when Fat Mike inevitibly overdoses on something.

Considering how I responded to this news, I'm going to be an complete wreck when Fat Mike inevitibly overdoses on something.

So glad this made the news here. No Use was one of my favorite bands in high school in the 90s and I've continued to buy their albums as an adult. The first three Fat Wreck albums are particularly important to my development. This news is awful.

So glad this made the news here. No Use was one of my favorite bands in high school in the 90s and I've continued to buy their albums as an adult. The first three Fat Wreck albums are particularly important to my development. This news is awful.

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Homer's faulty knowledge dropped on Pepi is awesome.
"You know, Bart, Whales aren't really fish. They're mammals, like you and me"
"Is that true Papa Homer?"
"Psh! No!"

Homer's faulty knowledge dropped on Pepi is awesome.
"You know, Bart, Whales aren't really fish. They're mammals, like you and me"
"Is that true Papa Homer?"
"Psh! No!"

Heh heh heh. Just like Goliath of Gath.

Heh heh heh. Just like Goliath of Gath.

I got that feeling from listening to the commentary too. It really freaked me out because at the time of the DVD release, this was probably my favorite episode of the season (and it still might be, I tend not to think about these things as much, presently).The idea that the writers thought it was a piece of garbage…

I got that feeling from listening to the commentary too. It really freaked me out because at the time of the DVD release, this was probably my favorite episode of the season (and it still might be, I tend not to think about these things as much, presently).The idea that the writers thought it was a piece of garbage…

It's not Raphael, he's the lovable jerk. Donatello had that bo staff that was ridiculously useful in Ninja Turtle video games. I gotta go with Leonardo. Dude's kind of a square.