It's not Raphael, he's the lovable jerk. Donatello had that bo staff that was ridiculously useful in Ninja Turtle video games. I gotta go with Leonardo. Dude's kind of a square.

One of my favorite visual gags of the whole series… That and when Homer drove Moe's car into the lake. "Homer you are a GENIUS!"

One of my favorite visual gags of the whole series… That and when Homer drove Moe's car into the lake. "Homer you are a GENIUS!"

Except for the part where you have a weird elephant trunk looking weiner.

Except for the part where you have a weird elephant trunk looking weiner.

I donated 20 bucks to NPR eight months ago?

I donated 20 bucks to NPR eight months ago?

That just seems over the top.

That just seems over the top.

All Simpsons related ideas for murder aside, I hear where you're coming from on some of this. Some areas were a bit rushed, the twists were predictable (especially if you've been paying attention to the internet the past 3 years), and *POSSIBLE SPOILER* they devalued Bane as a villian.

All Simpsons related ideas for murder aside, I hear where you're coming from on some of this. Some areas were a bit rushed, the twists were predictable (especially if you've been paying attention to the internet the past 3 years), and *POSSIBLE SPOILER* they devalued Bane as a villian.

I really love Joe Vs. the Volcano.

I really love Joe Vs. the Volcano.

Thanks, Dane Cook, for validating my argument that anyone who doesn't like The Dark Knight Rises should be rolled up in a carpet and thrown off a bridge.

Thanks, Dane Cook, for validating my argument that anyone who doesn't like The Dark Knight Rises should be rolled up in a carpet and thrown off a bridge.

It's all about focaccia you have to tear apart by hand. Loser.

It's all about focaccia you have to tear apart by hand. Loser.

You know what movie was good? Dark Knight Rises. And if you don't agree with me I'll roll you up in a carpet and throw you off a bridge.

You know what movie was good? Dark Knight Rises. And if you don't agree with me I'll roll you up in a carpet and throw you off a bridge.

That's funny. My heterosexual friend and I gave it two snaps up.