Silent minority no longer!

Silent minority no longer!

Man what a genius idea! Contacts?! They have those?! Thank you oh so much for enlightening me!!! Hang on….

Man what a genius idea! Contacts?! They have those?! Thank you oh so much for enlightening me!!! Hang on….

Here's my thing. I wear glasses. Wearing plastic glasses over my perscription glasses is sort of like trying to balance a spoon on your nose while trying to enjoy the movie. I'm constantly adjusting and eventually just end up holding the glasses in place for 2 hours. This is not comfortable. Why in the hell would I…

Here's my thing. I wear glasses. Wearing plastic glasses over my perscription glasses is sort of like trying to balance a spoon on your nose while trying to enjoy the movie. I'm constantly adjusting and eventually just end up holding the glasses in place for 2 hours. This is not comfortable. Why in the hell would I…

Well now I feel bad about dwelling on her awful Roger Waters collaboration for the bastardization of The Wall, and that bird shitting in her mouth. Sometimes I forget celebrities are people too.

Well now I feel bad about dwelling on her awful Roger Waters collaboration for the bastardization of The Wall, and that bird shitting in her mouth. Sometimes I forget celebrities are people too.

Hey, remember when that bird shit in Cindy Lauper's mouth? Has God ever sent such a direct commentary on what he thinks of on of his children's talents? He's such a cad.

Hey, remember when that bird shit in Cindy Lauper's mouth? Has God ever sent such a direct commentary on what he thinks of on of his children's talents? He's such a cad.

Hey, remember when Cindy Lauper replaced Richard Wright, David Gilmour, and Nick Mason for Roger Waters' totally shitty "solo" version of The Wall?

Hey, remember when Cindy Lauper replaced Richard Wright, David Gilmour, and Nick Mason for Roger Waters' totally shitty "solo" version of The Wall?

That show wasn't very good.

That show wasn't very good.

Actually I think it was like 2004. But if you think death is holding Bob Guccione down, you've got another thing coming.

Actually I think it was like 2004. But if you think death is holding Bob Guccione down, you've got another thing coming.

Yep. All the time, actually.

Yep. All the time, actually.

"Girl, I am high on PCP!" is a great way to end that segement. I use that line all the time.

"Girl, I am high on PCP!" is a great way to end that segement. I use that line all the time.