Somewhere, Bob Guccione is furiously taking notes for his Caligula followup.

Somewhere, Bob Guccione is furiously taking notes for his Caligula followup.

Are you kidding me? I distinctly remember 100% LESS underage sewer sex in the original miniseries than in the book. Dear Warner Bros, more underage sewer gang bangs. Thank you.

Are you kidding me? I distinctly remember 100% LESS underage sewer sex in the original miniseries than in the book. Dear Warner Bros, more underage sewer gang bangs. Thank you.

I was in highschool when the rereleases came to theaters. I thought that the additions were sort of a fun novelty but I never expected it meant the originals would be banished forever. I can forgive the prequel trilogy. It has it's moments (even if other moments ruined the mythology of The Force). You could also just…

I was in highschool when the rereleases came to theaters. I thought that the additions were sort of a fun novelty but I never expected it meant the originals would be banished forever. I can forgive the prequel trilogy. It has it's moments (even if other moments ruined the mythology of The Force). You could also just…

I'm pretty sure a penis is an asset in just about anything… historically speaking, of course.

I'm pretty sure a penis is an asset in just about anything… historically speaking, of course.

Or what if one had their penis torn off like a celery stalk and thrown into the tall grass?

Or what if one had their penis torn off like a celery stalk and thrown into the tall grass?

Yeah I have a good friend who has been trying to push "fuck your couch" in casual conversation to mean "I would not like to do that" for years, and you know what? every once in a while it still gets a chuckle out of me.

Yeah I have a good friend who has been trying to push "fuck your couch" in casual conversation to mean "I would not like to do that" for years, and you know what? every once in a while it still gets a chuckle out of me.

You know, I think it shows the strength of the episode that the actual Rick James sketch isn't totally annoying after every asshole (including myself) shouted "I'm Rick James Bitch!" for little reason. I just watched it recently and laughed at pretty much every gag. Dave Chappelle is a pretty talented guy.

You know, I think it shows the strength of the episode that the actual Rick James sketch isn't totally annoying after every asshole (including myself) shouted "I'm Rick James Bitch!" for little reason. I just watched it recently and laughed at pretty much every gag. Dave Chappelle is a pretty talented guy.

I present the following evidence in defense of Bill Paxton's non-dullness.
"And a pair of titties!? Make you want to kneel down and beg for buttermilk! Ass like a ten year old boy!" *Beaten to death by Arnold Schwarzenegger*
That is all.

I present the following evidence in defense of Bill Paxton's non-dullness.
"And a pair of titties!? Make you want to kneel down and beg for buttermilk! Ass like a ten year old boy!" *Beaten to death by Arnold Schwarzenegger*
That is all.

Worse than Jaws? did everyone just forget how much that movie sucks? Needed more sharks. And tits.

Worse than Jaws? did everyone just forget how much that movie sucks? Needed more sharks. And tits.

I really do hope he does well though. I definitely hate The Redskins the least in that division.

It's close. Firefly getting death by atomic wedgie was a pretty horrible thing to witness. Not sure if buying the nerds chocolate milk for half a semester makes it ok. I will still drink my chocolate milk with great delight, though.