Why the fuck is there a statute of limitations on sexual assault again?

So you're telling me there's a company called VidAngel and it doesn't make porn?

Luckily for him, Russia is moving here.

beads?

Or could it be that Houston has much more space for everything?

You had me at "you’ll be led into a basement"

Futurama

No. That sounds like the President.

She'll probably orchestrate something.

How far away is it now?

if anything putin would pee on donnie

Well, it looks like settling has given them bad publicity.

I would say judging someone before there is a verdict is extremely American.

And all Community Chest The Rapper did was win second prize in a beauty contest..

Duh, he isn't wearing shoes on the album cover.

Is that really a compliment? JFK on November 23, 1963 is a better President.

*grunt*?

I've always loved Chemical Plant and Casino Night in Sonic 2

I went to a whore
He said my life's a bore

Do you have a preference on which internment camp the Trump Administration will send you to?