The Kwik-E-Mart is - D'OH!

Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros really took a slide, huh?

Can you imagine what kick in the ass it is to be Calvin Harris? Headlining Coachella and no one will ever know or remember.

That would be brilliant.

It's very Timberland… lots of snare, and otherwise drowned out by the sound of a black guy hollering.

Also, paying for them.

Public library

FIRST!

This you know: the years travel fast, and time after time I done the tell. But this ain't onebody's tell. It's the tell of us all, and you've gotta listen and to 'member, 'cause what you hears today you gotta tell the newborn tomorrow. I's lookin' behind us now into history back. I sees those of us who got the luck…

$20 can buy many legislators!

It's almost like Louis CK is more famous than Jenny Slate.

That IS a fairy tale!

Why?

Yes it was.

It was used in more comedy movies than that.

So you like every comedy from the mid-'90s?

Baby, you sure are talented… and they sure are dumb.

She is pretty hefty.

Not everyone's been to a baseball game.

- Chris Kattan