Congrats!

That's terrible yet accurate thing to say about Whoopi Goldberg!

"The Stand Up community is the one which I would MOST love to be a part of, yet have the least ability to do so."

And just because someone has the clout to get opinions they don't like deleted from an Internet forum doesn't make them a good person. It just makes them someone with a lot more time to spend than I do.

You guys can bully me if you want. I'm still right.

Yes, she's a hero for getting people to respond to her clickbait.

As us old-timers like to say, the person who woke up earliest has the most time. But congratulations!

It was fake.

He thinks it's dumb dumb dumb dumbdumb, dumb dumb dumb. Dumb dumb dumb dumbdumb. DUMB DUMB DUMB

Ivanka would never cheat on Donald.

Yeah, tone policing really won the day in the 2016 election. Good place to keep focusing your energy.

Wow, Leno's a lot edgier than I remembered.

Hi. Bush's presidency would have been a one-termer - the economy and the markets started cratering pretty early on. Then 9/11 happened and people got - and stayed - scared. I'm glad that bin Laden died before he got a chance to see that his attack legitmately destabilized the United States and pushed it into a…

This. In the books Cersei is the mastermind behind the slaughter of the bastards. As Liam describes, Tyrion gets Janos Slynt to confess in Book 2, Chapter 9 ("Tower of the Hand") after getting him massively drunk.

I was a teenage dinosaur, stoned and obsolete.
I didn't get fucked and I didn't get kissed.
I got so fucking pissed.

When you say "poor quality," do you mean you digitally replaced, say, Adam Sandler with Jimmy Stewart?

Barry Sonnenfeld has entered his "late period-John Hughes making Baby Geniuses" phase. Sad.

LOL I LIKYK JOKZ

April 23rd: "This bill is more exciting than Jon Snow coming back as a white walker. and oops sorry.."

"But you'll guess the ending halfway through the pilot."