The man recently stated that he already had a glass eye before he was beaten by Wahlberg, so technically

Was he at least a former king of Spain?

He is, and he isn't. My take is that Wahlberg is kind of a big dope who takes direction really well, so he seems great when paired with good directors. When paired with indifferent or bad directors, he just sucks.

Seems a little harsh. Apparently, they want to murder him in a well.

That's awesome. The only thing that could possibly make that weekend any better is if he turned out to be a werewolf.

I think you mean it's rated "Aargh!"

Well, everything you do is a little bit sexy.

Little over 7 years. Hey, I must be getting that "itch" they keep talking about!

Thank you, genuinely, for your concern. Regarding last point, please see above.

Dude, seriously? Obviously things are open and I am okay with what she does as well, and why not? Because I'm supposed to be the centre of all of her desire and sexual expression, or else I'm not a real man, or a real husband? Desire moves in flows, and when you start to dam them up, you are setting the stage for…

Heh, "laughter"… I'm not a professor, like I said, just a postdoctoral fellow who does some teaching. And why would I lie about my wife? To impress anonymous people on the interwebs? Please, Tim, you know me better than that.

Samuel Beckett, The Complete Short Prose, 1929-1989

Hope it goes well. I'm almost done after having spent the last 4 months writing. Now, to get to the teaching obligations. I'm actually pretty stoked about my "Politics of Disney" course, though, which begins in January.

Without getting into too much detail about it, [redacted]. I don't default to the "Admiral Ackbar perspective" on this - she'd be legit fine with it. I just haven't done it because I've always been clueless when it comes to getting laid (I've only ever had one other partner apart from my wife).

I was interested in that one, since I'm a "professor" (i.e. I lecture on contract, no tenure track), and last semester one of my male students told me that many of my female students are "really into me." *blush, blush*

A misguided attempt to create a sense of closure by tying together two unrelated facts about a person in the form of a tortured metaphor that makes no sense?

RIP. Honestly, who would have thought Ralph Bakshi would outlive so many of his contemporaries?

This. I can't figure out why people can't seem to reconcile the fact that a person can be artistically gifted and accomplished and also terrible.

I found myself, but stopped counting what number I was after 270. I think I cracked the top 500, though, whoo!

You don't know me!