"Rough Chuckles" would be a good name for a clown porn star, by the way.

There is something infinitely disgusting about articulate, intelligent people (like Cosby and Polanski) committing acts like this. I can't even quite say why, since it's not like intelligence is a block to violence, sexual or otherwise. I guess it's just because it's so plotted and its repercussions so carefully and…

Yeah, I kind of felt bad after that one. And all the others. Time to pack it in for the day.

You shoah know how to kill the mood. Get with the pogrom, for Christ's sake!

Not even if he raped a Nazi. Two wrongs don't make a right.

That joke was almost as tasteless as New Coke.

HOT TUB PARTY!

And so was Polanski. You see how life has a way of evening things out?

Charles Manson?

Trust me, it'd be even funnier if you could see my actual face. This is why my brother went on to be a legit CW actor and model, and I'm a nerdy film studies prof.

It's either Robotic Officer of the Tactical Operations Research or Robotic Officer of the Tactical Operations Reserve. The movie can't quite decide.

Good to know. I'll have to check those out.

I like Rifftrax just fine, but it's no MST3K. Also, they haven't done much for me lately. They couldn't even generate much material out of R.O.T.O.R., one of the most gloriously bad movies I've ever seen. The riffs for Cool As Ice and the Twilight films are classic, though.

My older brother was always compared to Jared Leto. I look like Jared Leto looking into the back of a spoon.

It's very open-minded of you to endorse a gay actor, Churchgoer. Kudos.

Hey, dude, at least you've got Rifftr…pffftt. Couldn't even say it with a straight face.

Man, if I could suck my own dick like that can of beans I wouldn't be interested in any kind of gig.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Frank Miller.
Frank Miller wh-*gets ambushed, decapitated by a gang of prostitutes*

Hey, I didn't know I could dream as big as I can dream, and walk the path of a dreamer!
*removes noose from neck, steps down from chair*

The more I think about this, the more my eyes get terrier.