@avclub-22eda830d1051274a2581d6466c06e6c:disqus That's why I only do it when they pass around the Offering Plate (and why I call it "making a donation").

It was just an affirmation of what Hat said - "I believe that it's called multitasking!"  That's what you get for preaching to the perverted.

*nods sympathetically, puts hand on @avclub-22eda830d1051274a2581d6466c06e6c:disqus 's shoulder, immediately removes hand and wipes massive amount of Dan-druff onto pant leg*

ElDan is one bad mammogrammer.

Hey, now do my name!

You can't really dust for penises…

I read it in the papers, I saw it on TV. 
I guess there'll be one empty seat, 
When I wrestle at Wimblelee. 
I used to tear my shirt, 
But now you've torn my heart. 
I knew you were a Hulkamaniac, 
Right from the very start (Right from the start)

I want it to be about a woman's large breasts.  I am not the best of spellurs.

@Scrawler2:disqus Thanks for looking out.  I'm not familiar with this "test"—hope it wasn't some kind of Lawnmower Man-style experiment…

@avclub-b6e5391be8277308d0801a0be95ac706:disqus I'm pretty sure he just mashes the keys with his giant penis, and the computer does whatever he wants it to.

Hey, @Scrawler2:disqus .  I'm just checking in after a while away, so pardon if I'm not up to speed.  What is up with E. Buzz's account?  I mean, why are all his comments deleted?  Is it the same kind of glitch that happened to you, or was he banned or something?  Please let me know if you know anything about it. …

You didn't let me finish!  "…after taking a whole bottle of valium."

@avclub-4caf6aa0375b2499ebfe7e971b36eee3:disqus I think Montezuma holds that record in any case.

Well, there's four places.  There's the Geisha Glamour-Puss, that's on third.  You got The Feline Kimono Depot, that's on third too.  Then there's Origa-Miaow.  That's on third.  And Faster Pussy Cat, Kiru Kiru.  Come to think of it, they're all in the same complex.

Ironically, I start to get drowsy every time I hear that song.

Commie.

The man has streamed more #1s than any other musician I can think of.

@PugsMalone:disqus Done and done.

Hey, Pugs.  A couple of TI threads back you mentioned you were thinking of starting a site with features written by AVClubbers, so I've been trying to put together something for it in hopes it will help convince you to go ahead and do that.  Here is a sample:

That's awesome.