@avclub-75e43c12ef9f1cfdaeae92ca6fa90640:disqus There's an app for that (in Iceland):
http://www.buzzfeed.com/ell…

It was also the doctor's first words after delivering Jamie Lee Curtis.

@avclub-22eda830d1051274a2581d6466c06e6c:disqus Isn't that what they had to do for Don LaFontaine as well, though?

@Dikachu:disqus It was supposed to be something like that, yes, but I removed it…too creepy/true.

@Scrawler2:disqus Mine was probably a joke too now that I think back on it.  A cruel, cruel joke.

Mine was "…to succeed."  Hence the user name.

You know the penalty for stealing boots…it's poots, on newts. *fist bump*

I like those odds!

Oh, I thought it was the ol' "If you like my left boob, check this box.  If you like my right boob, check this one."  I always cheat and check both of them. ;-)

Or a real suicide…

@avclub-33beffd09a1b020d1187c6b4b264014a:disqus :

A.k.a. The Not-So-Mighty Bousche.

I read that.  Lots of tentacle sex, but no inter-racial.  B+

I've been taking classic Dr. Seuss books and adding overtly violent themes.  My first book is Sneetches Get Steetches.

Oh no, have I given away the fact that I'm really Biastioc?

@Scrawler2:disqus : La Blue [Paper Lantern] Girl?

Raskolnikov took a sex toy,
And gave a woman 40 decks, boy.

Mobile Dick?

[Clutches copy of Crime & Punishment & Dildos tightly against chest, starts backing away from @Dikachu:disqus , sobbing "Please no, oh please spare this one.  This is your masterpiece!"]

@avclub-4caf6aa0375b2499ebfe7e971b36eee3:disqus The hardest thing about being back in Canada now is not having access to cheap 'roo meat.  I used to eat it at least twice a week there and I really miss it.