Supplies, supplies.
Supplies, supplies.
*reads @avclub-de4a08d644135b09bd7e1a592dff156b:disqus 's poem; wipes away tears, semen*
I lived in Melbourne for 3 years, and that is indeed the best written Aussie accent I've ever seen. I once went to a supermarket there and asked which aisle the rice was on.
"The what?"
"Rice."
"Eh?"
"Rice."
"Oh, ya mean 'royce'? Oisle 6."
@Scrawler2:disqus
Reformed genius John Doe: "I visited her grave this morning, trying to beg forgiveness. It didn't work out. So, I took a souvenir…her pretty head. Then, I mounted it on an android body modeled after a young Brigitte Bardot."
*Brad Pitt high fives Morgan Freeman*
Morgan Freeman narration: "So it…
Thanks, Smacky. I'm really not thinking of doing anything potentially hurtful or regretful given everything going on. Things are going alright, for now, and we're getting some much-needed help.
Thanks, @avclub-011d0b4fe6835bb3d37ef4e0ea713de6:disqus . I honestly think she's be cool with it if it ever happened. Strangely, she started saying, "And if you have any desire to be with a man or anything like that, you know I'd be okay with that too, right?" Maybe she's got some kind of specific turn-on she's…
Cool raunch.
Well, I'm still probably way too gutless and conflicted to ever pursue this, but thanks for the advice anyway!
Well I guess that proves you're not really racist against the Japanese.
Racist!
I'd like a banger in the mouth about now…I mean a sausage in the mouth, as you Yanks call them.
Dear Dik,
Forsythia? Hydraulic monad fortuitous equestrian garter catamite forsythia wavelength!
If anyone wants me, I'll be in my room…
She's a one-woman Goofus and Gallant.
I could write a feature on child-rearing! (Wait, that came out wrong…)
My right hand and I are going through a painful separation right now (gangrene is involved). So you're saying your right hand is single now, correct? Would you mind terribly if I made it an "indecent proposal"?
I'll be sure to check them out. Thanks a lot!
Hey, Pairesta, I'm hugely interested in fiasco film-making as well, and I was just wondering what podcasts you listen to. I'm assuming one is How Did This Get Made, but what are the other two? Thanks in advance.
I actually started to mist up a bit reading the last few paragraphs. I will miss this column and all your other wonderful writing on this site, Mr. Rabin, and I look forward to following all of your future endeavours. DON'T PANIC.