It's a one-man religion.  (Genesis 38:3-10.)

T-thank you sir.  *blows nose, wad*

I request that she not be within 100 miles of this movie.

*eyes well up in sorrow, unzips pants*

*munch, munch…munch…*

Well, I still reich your post.

I'm a [Klaus] Barbie Girl, in a [Klaus] Barbie World…

Can't…stop…laughing… They look like little dancing men and everything…

Sitting 'round the ol' campfire, makin' fap-jacks.  Shlingin' shlongs. Come-by-I, my Lord, come-by-I…

I agree, Bill Hodor is still the best full cast member, but this past season they've had the strongest roster of featured players I can remember.

Not directly related, but my wife has been working on an all-verse children's book titled Peenis-Meenis is the Meanest Penis.  She's looking for illustrators if anyone's interested in applying.

Most call them "donkey dicks".  Roosevelt had a 9-inch one, stuffed, that he once assaulted Woodrow Wilson with.  Gave poor Woodrow a concussion, they say.  Yessir.  *tucks thumbs under armpits*

@avclub-96f15daceb6669363fbf7f762ed57703:disqus  don't want no fly guy.  He just wants a shy guy.

Sounds like an interesting concept to me.  There are all kinds of relationships between the arts that are overlooked because of our sensory biases, but its perfectly true that, for example, there are differentials between form and color in painting that can be described as rhythmic phenomena.  In aural space…

Nice to see that you can take a creepy request and turn it into a hat-warming moment.  How about a scene in which ElDan and KCLMB's will-they-won't-they dynamic finally pays off?

@avclub-4caf6aa0375b2499ebfe7e971b36eee3:disqus Here's $5.  I humbly request some steamy hat-on-paper-lantern action.

@avclub-4caf6aa0375b2499ebfe7e971b36eee3:disqus Well, when you can't comment on A.V. Club, what else is there to do?  I've started writing tearjerking fanfic too:
http://www.avclub.com/artic…

@avclub-500e75a036dc2d7d2fec5da1b71d36cc:disqus Well it's already done wonders for my love life.

“Instead of getting sicker, the server just stayed the same.  It didn’t get sicker.  It didn’t get better.  They were kind-hearted and thought, he was going out on his own steam.  The technician must’ve come over, or someone gave it something.  Probably some kind of diagnostic or something.  I could have just took it…

Yeah, I just got invited to be one of their "Most Valuable Commenters".  And yet I hadn't been able to log into my account since yesterday afternoon…how do they treat the commenters they don't value?