COPS!

Back do' Hodors.

This emphasis on boners has given me an idea for a new adventure in crime!  @avclub-75e43c12ef9f1cfdaeae92ca6fa90640:disqus will rue the day he mentioned the word boner!

*sprays @avclub-f6fd356ed18363bcd20888b0f4b6b113:disqus with de-hodorant*

Or cocaine-filled candy wrapped in money.

It was made already.  They tinkered around with the storyline a bit and then released it as Little Children.

@avclub-60c1cedfd4af78670239984473424814:disqus Yep.  Still, I've got a bit of a soft spot for him.

She was mildly nervous in the dark alley he pushed her into, jittery in the back of his van, and fearful when they reached the burnt-out factory.  But she didn't start to scream until they entered his study.

Hey, I just got word that the Veteran Association of Galtists (VAG) has joined our cause!

Yeah, remember that pale imitator The Intangible Handjob?  He tried his best, but he could never really pull it off.

As an unapologetic Objectivist, I truly believe that the only people who have opinions that matter are Ayn and us.

I just found a delicious new recipe for "au vin"
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OF COQ!

It's almost like 'taint one or the other!

I just realized that "Yoko Ono" is an anagram for "KY? Noooo!"

So we already determined that they're balls, then?

Buttafuoco!

Zer!

@avclub-4caf6aa0375b2499ebfe7e971b36eee3:disqus His latest thing is "skunk parades".  At random intervals he'll announce, "Oh look, here comes a skunk parade!"  Then he'll start singing a song, and at some point mid-way through he'll turn around, bend over and go "PSSSSSTTTT!" like he's spraying you.  Then he'll just…

@Scrawler2:disqus I've trained my 4-year-old son to say "What's a gagortion?" every time someone asks if he wants a little brother or sister some day.

I walked out with O'Neal on many occasions and found him a most charming and erudite companion. He was wont to introduce one to eminent persons, celebrated American singers, members of the aristocracy and other gang leaders.  Sean O'Neal was a gentleman. And what's more he knew how to treat a female impersonator.