SKIP-BO!

That's enough, my friend.  That's enough.

Didn't he also play Stefan, one of the Volturi-hating Romanian vampires in Breaking Dawn Part 2?  He was cute in that movie.  Er, so my sister-in-law says…

Yeah, remember those years when Bruce Dickinson dressed up like Santa Claus on an acid trip and skipped around madly playing violin?  Those were weird, weird times…

True story: I have an acquaintance who fronted a fairly popular 90s rock group whom Durst once reached out to to do guest vocals on a Limp Bizkit track.  This guy, who is a very nice dude, thought about it for a while, and then got back to him and said, "Okay, I'll do it for $100,000."
"No, no, you don't understand,"…

My connection's so fast it only took me ten minutes to download Bob Marley's song "Don't Worry, Be Happy" on Kazaa!  Next I'm going to get Ween and Phish's bluegrass cover of "Gin and Juice", have you heard it yet?

Django Un-Chained!
That's me, straight off the tether
When I ride up on a horse they be askin' whether
They can believe their own eyes,
Causin' racists surprise
But it's the truth, I'm the bomb like a novelty tooth.

Or how about a nice healfy bran muththin?

You won't regret it.  Russian Terminator is a cheesy, hilarious masterpiece.  All of the actors are Scandinavian people pretending to be American, so even in the parts of the movie that are not absurdly-staged action scenes, the dialogue is consistently entertaining, and the characters just stare at one another…

Dolemite is simultaneously one of the coolest movies ever made - and Rudy Ray Moore is indeed the shit - and hilariously, charmingly inept in most of its acting and staging.  Queen Bee's sudden flood of tears and delivery of "Oh Dolemite, I'm so happy" has me in hysterics every time.  I've probably watched the first…

@avclub-cd3695fb409b3ce6dc60ca44b08983ac:disqus Bravo!  I second @avclub-3be42d8a3412057f79af152555e39bd4:disqus 's Commie nomination.

@avclub-29501df08e5d9ae59e432e4f188d3735:disqus and @avclub-55ab1e0836b46cc575ee502254e68ea9:disqus , awww, you guys are such an adorable couple it hurts.

@avclub-997c221538094d134659141cf61d51e3:disqus  Dershit ter-new awn wenni tie-plike thus?

@avclub-33beffd09a1b020d1187c6b4b264014a:disqus Well, aren't you his real father?  Wait, when you said you'd fucked my wife, you were kidding?  I feel so betrayed!

Oh, @avclub-33beffd09a1b020d1187c6b4b264014a:disqus , I have another fart-related story about my 4-year-old to share with you (who is becoming quite the little fart-ficionado):

@avclub-323ca7b091beb1b26cc7a2612f1475d5:disqus Happy birthday!
Here's your birthday card:

Oh, my favourite work of Hardy's is undoubtedly Far from the Madding Crowd, a much finer, albeit more sentimental (to the extent that Hardy allowed himself to express sentiment), work than the somehow much more widely-known Tess of the d'Urbervilles.

Reposted @avclub-445c00b7f37f817d4b2c309208ad00b2:disqus comment:

The Friday Buzzkill begat the Particularly Snarky Friday Newswire begat the Friday Perv Thread, which then begat this Friday Newswire…

How about us hetero males give the whole "hot guys" thread a shot?