Can we at least agree Michaelangelo was a "partly-dude"?

That's one of the best and most absoludicrous parts, but the whole thing is pure gold.  The "Mother" song is another highlight:

Those both look awesome.  I'll have to check them out.  I was quite let down by Shriek of the Mutilated, which, though terrible, was not as transcendently, hilariously awful as Blood Farmers, which looked like the product of a bunch of hillbillies who had never seen an actual movie before, just came across some…

I definitely have to seek some of these out.

@avclub-cfe912f5cb3aa572bd1c9ae2a9b82207:disqus So it has, then.  Well, it's good to know that SNL still knows how to run a good idea into the ground.

I don't watch a lot of SNL, but I thought that skit on the Martin Short Christmas episode was hilarious.  Has it been done before or something?

@avclub-6258e285eeb51b21d01ffe9cb9f9c1d1:disqus Great.  I've got the wig, glasses and pantsuit in the trunk of my car.  I'm just gonna need you to practice the phrase "You betcha!" and the little finger-gun motions until you get it just right.

*stuffs mashed-up $50 bill back into jeans pocket*

@avclub-011d0b4fe6835bb3d37ef4e0ea713de6:disqus Sorry about the edit there.  It wasn't because I was worried about offending you, but because I thought the Seinfeld reference was lost and I just looked like a douche.

The ones who really get into the Native American iconography are the Germans, though, particularly because of the romanticised old-west books written by Karl May.  I have a white German friend who told me that she regularly dressed up as a "squaw" for costume parties, and also this happens every weekend:

@LurkyMcLurkerson:disqus Now you're gettin' with the pogrom!

@avclub-011d0b4fe6835bb3d37ef4e0ea713de6:disqus That's hilarious…

Aw, lighten up, guy.  Here, have a Tutsi Pop.

HOW did this happen?

@Dikachu:disqus Ugh, I hadn't known about those.  That is horrifying.

@Dikachu:disqus You're right, of course.  There is absolutely no need to project the characters' lives past "let's go exploring", and while I thought these strips were interesting (especially the first few "Hobbes and Bacon" strips), I can't see myself reading beyond that.

So in your version, Calvin grows up to be a schizophrenic homeless guy dragging around a stuffed animal only he can hear, piloting invisible spaceships and yelling at trees?

I imagine him air-guitaring Bach's "Air (on the G String)".  Oh, that reminds me.

@avclub-5e5e0bd5ad7c2ca72b0c5ff8b6debbba:disqus I somehow knew that when I checked the thread again this evening, you would have responded with some words of encouragement.  I just wanted to let you know that I appreciate it, that I think you are a very good-hearted person, and that I wish you all the best in life.…

Won't they be offended by Tarantino's awful Chinese accent in that movie, though?