One of his minions drew it on when he was passed out drunk, and everyone was too intimidated (and secretly amused) to tell him.

The other day my 4-year-old kid asked me, "Daddy, did you ever read the book "Tigger eats Pooh?"*

They're a bit sticky, though…

I dunno, Brian Austin Greene seemed to have a bit of extra bounce in his step when he showed up to walk my dog this morning.

"Ich bin der Zorn Gottes.  Ich spiele die Rolle der April O'Neil."

Meine Liebste Demeaned

"Hissssssssss!"  "HEE-HAW!"

That's why it's so appropriate, though.  When she drinks the potion that makes her human she receives a new booty!  As well as legs and those those things you walk around on - what do you call them? [Flounder wiggles tail fin] Oh - feet!

True.  And complicating things further is the question of what media can be a conduit for "pornography", when in fact all media are potentially pornographic.  Texting a nude picture is currently defined as a pornographic act (so for instance a14-year-old boy who receives a 14-year-old girl's nude selfie can…

The line looks pretty blurry to me.  Then again, when you've fapped as much as I have, everything starts to look blurry.

I love this "wrinkly words" concept.  I'm laughing so hard my balls hurt.

Please tell me how you got out of it. Was it by ignoring all your work to post on this website? Please let it be that. *sobs*

I remember her seductive facial expressions in the video making me really uncomfortable too.  That was no place for vamping.

She's played so many dying girls her larynx has near given out from all the fake coughing, saints preserve her.

Ow, your sarcastic laughter…it cuts like a knife.

I think she can pull it off.

Oh yeah, she's married to that guy who sang "Summer of '69", right?

@avclub-5a1c0dcc8243c086c74ee944052f6f0f:disqus The brownies were the junior Girl Guides, not the Scouts (different organisations).  The scouts became co-ed in 1998, but I think that from cub onwards the boys and girls are separated.  I only know this because I did an exotic animals workshop for the beaver scouts a…

Didn't Frances McDormand play the nun who was Larroquette's love interest?

@avclub-577bf73a564d1fd9878f3c70f931a066:disqus , don't worry, I believe the "bear scouts" are still all-male, as it should be.