I was so disappointed that this wasn't that.

@Scrawler2:disqus I even provided the link for evidence.  The term is for ages 5-7; after age 8 they're "cub scouts", and at one point, when they've earned their merit badge, they become "bear scouts".

@avclub-e57dbebc740250d2c4a370cf6ccb35f0:disqus You'd be surprised at how many douchebags you find in graduate programs in the humanities.  No place is safe.

@Dikachu:disqus Here in Canada they're called "beaver scouts".  And yes, they are co-ed, and yes, they are still extremely gay:

I can blow my friends?  This changes everything!

Pressure! [of cock!] pushing down on me,
Pushing down on you.  No man ask for…
Under pressure! [of cock!] that burns a building down
Splits a family in two, puts people in the streets.

Note to self: Only eat @Gjetostbuster:disqus 's Halloween pumpkins after he carves them.

@avclub-3545aa4f5986b04034fe083aa9712d21:disqus That's a typo.

The extra "i" in her name is for "investment opportunitiies"!

But Baba Oje's spiritual science is too tight.

Yeah, I haven't been to many strip clubs, but the few times I did go have been really awkward.  The last time I went was as a grad student, when my Pakistani friend/roommate (whom I think had never before seen a naked woman, being a virgin who had grown up in Qatar) really wanted to go, and not to be alone, so I…

So goddamned funny.  You're simply the best, @avclub-29501df08e5d9ae59e432e4f188d3735:disqus .  I meant to tell you that I really enjoyed your well-reasoned takedown of the asshat in the Informant! argument as well.

@avclub-6ffc79f9decf633c29b09e6c25621195:disqus I can't stop laughing at this, God help me.

The Informant! conversation is indeed pretty funny, and @Scrawler2:disqus handled that chump like the champ she is.

It caught fire during a Pepsi commercial.

I thought that Blues Brothers didn't have parents, but were all raised by nuns, like Stooges.

@avclub-2ac233bc53744593f485e5752aaa692a:disqus , oops, I knew Tenzing was your sherpa, actually, but I completely missed that the Hardy film was about Mallory and not you.  My bad.  (See also further down when I again reference you as the subject of the film/Scrawler's dirty, dirty sexual fantasies.)

That's why they call him Sir Edmund "Sploosh" Hillary.

East meets West.

@avclub-5a1c0dcc8243c086c74ee944052f6f0f:disqus How about in Greek?