The Story of the Story of Everest, starring @Scrawler2:disqus , bearded Tom Hardy, bearded Christian Bale, an old-timey typewriter, a stopwatch, an open refrigerator, a child-sized sleeping back, two tight woolen sweaters, and those long underwear with the trap doors (buttons missing or malfunctioning).  Brief and…

@Dikachu:disqus , I was actually going to append that exact line to my post, but then I was like, "Nah, I'll let Dikachu handle it."

Co-starring Joseph Gordon-Levitt as Tenzing Norgay.

There.  There bear in tuxedo.  There cougar in Chanel dress.

We should actually have an insult directed at those selfish enough to refuse to suck cock or eat pussy, etc.  I suggest "birthers" (because they'll only perform sex acts that may lead to procreation).

Mine are all for Dawes concert tickets and something called "Robo-Guinness".

FLAGGED!

@avclub-3be42d8a3412057f79af152555e39bd4:disqus I volunteer to host the initiation meetings!

I plan to take this news with about a Pint o' salt.

I love the way your nose crinkles up when you scowl.

Wow, if my clock did that to me I'd certainly be at my Ausch-wit'z end.  Yikes, gotta go.  I'm starving, and the clock on the wall says it's Dachau time.

I rigged my Nazi clock notifications with a special ring tone that goes "Kuckuck…kuckuck…the age of Aryan supremacy is at hand!"

You have the best avatar ever.

Not to bicker or dicker, but here's the kicker: liquor's also liable to make you sicker - just ask Vicar McVicker (who's got a bad ticker).

As a fellow straight male, I'm also literally disturbed by how good-looking he turned out to be.

No, silly, by the time this child actor grows up we'll all be so old our sex drives will be practically non-existent!  So quit your worrying and have a ribbon candy, my dear.

Far and away my favourite role for Minnie Driver:

[reads only the headline] "Interesting casting choice…"

Better late than never, a proper valentine for Hat:

And happy Valentine's Day from me too: