Let's see…Vanna White and "Weird Al" Yankovic…okay, enjoy the awards.

"You are the guest of honor here at the Jerry's Kids benefit dinner.  Do. Not. Laugh.  Oh shit, Rooney's starting to crack…"

Based on my personal experience, Asian girls and bisexual white girls don't suck.

With Lena Dunham's face photoshopped over the kid's.

Eh?

We have clearance, Clarence.

The hell I don't! LISTEN KID! I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night. Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes.

Girls just got burned by the 'cindor.

@avclub-3be42d8a3412057f79af152555e39bd4:disqus As a Canadian, I've never heard it pronounced as "pee-on" (which would cause confusion with the word "peon", I would think).  I've always thought it was pronounced more like "pay-on".

Okay, @Shock, happy to oblige:

There once was a man named R. Kelly,
Who was a most fortunate felly.
He beat a conviction
Despite video depiction
And a carpet suspiciously smelly.

Hell, @avclub-cfe912f5cb3aa572bd1c9ae2a9b82207:disqus is one of my five favourite writers on the A.V. Club.

(To the tune of The Beatles' "Golden Slumbers")

The first act lulls you into surrender, then the second punches you in the face, and the third pees on you while you're down.

*slide whistle*

Ha! "Rump"!

"Who Did Justice?" should be the name of their annual voting on the best Undercover performances, inspired by Craig's avatar.

"That is a very valid point."  —Nathan Rabin

Yeah, the restraint that he had to exercise in making what was his version of a Saturday morning cartoon just made the twisted elements that much funnier and more subtle for sure.  Have you heard the John K interview on The Nerdist podcast?  I don't listen to The Nerdist much, but that interview is great - he tells a…