That role was so frickin' important for her career.  It forced people to take her seriously as a frickin' actress.

@avclub-87caf7c42aedbada42572e2374eed08d:disqus , well, we are the people who still refer to cleaning something up quickly as giving it a "scurryfunge".

Plead the Shaggy defense!

This news merits the creation of a new word.  How about "horripallustipressing"?

I don't think they developed it, but I sure as hell played the shit out of it on my old 2600.

When he heard the news, Q*Bert hurled himself off the end of the platform in a desperate bid to end it all.

Beat me to it…that is the exact noise that played in my head over the headline.

@sirslud:disqus , haha, you got me there!

That's our @avclub-9c3508e704aa16945cf79b05af57848c:disqus , still riffin' at 90 miles per hour, and without the use of PEDs.  (But just to be sure, could you please pee into this cup? Yes in front of me!)

@avclub-3be42d8a3412057f79af152555e39bd4:disqus , you got that right.
*closes eyes and luxuriates in the haunting call of the loon, the delicate crunch of a caribou's hooves through the snow, and the beguiling buzz of the passing snowmobiles*

That's fine.  Just don't tell the Mounties please.  (I'm already under investigation for posting an off-colour limerick about Don Cherry.)

Here, let me try and spit some hot freestyle:

I agree, there's an appalling lack of seamen in anything Hanks and Spielberg are involved in.

I agree, there's an appalling lack of seamen in anything Hanks and Spielberg are involved in.

Look out, boys!  @Scrawler2:disqus 's cat is crepuscular!

@avclub-75e43c12ef9f1cfdaeae92ca6fa90640:disqus , that is god-awful.  My heart goes out to your roommate. At least he has you with him right now, but you should seriously consider recommending or even arranging some counselling for your roommate as well, if possible.

@avclub-58238e9ae2dd305d79c2ebc8c1883422:disqus , wow, I had no idea that there was so much red gaffer tape involved…

@avclub-58238e9ae2dd305d79c2ebc8c1883422:disqus Exactly right.  There's something about this comment board particularly (I think it has something to do with Sean O'Neal and co.'s fantastic writing setting a certain standard and scaring off the unfunny and idiotic, but it's obviously not just that).  I start to get…

Literally laughed out loud at this.

*ahem*