Look, it's likely that most people won't read this (I missed out on this stuff yesterday), but I just want to say, sincerely, that the AVC commentariat is a reliable source of joy and hope in my life.  I take real comfort in the fact that there are so many intelligent, knowledgeable and/or funny people out there, and…

I've said it before and I say again: Madame, you are a credit to your sex.

Also take this complimentary pamphlet: "The Dildos and Dildon'ts of Auto-Eroticism".

Shouldn't that read, "The Summer Before the Summer Before Last"?

@Scrawler2:disqus , you have to let diversity thrive.  There are many words for it: bemoan-anism, pocket pinbawl, playing peek-a-boohoohoo, self-stimululation, etc.

@avclub-3be42d8a3412057f79af152555e39bd4:disqus Um, what they said. (The good points, not the bad ones.)

Agreed (except for the Se7en-esque punishment you propose).  In spite of Forest Whitaker's fine performance, I couldn't stand The Last King of Scotland for the very same reason, and still can't understand how everyone just seems to accept the approach.

Terminator: "You just can't go around making shitty sequels and reboots!"
Studio exec: "Why?"
Terminator: "What do you mean why? 'Cause you can't!"
Studio exec: "Why?"
Terminator: "Because you just can't, okay?  Trust me on this."

Televisión estúpido! Sea más gracioso!

Televisión estúpido! Sea más gracioso!

Just two guys, arson around…

Oh, probably any minute nn…!

Your post is also appropriate for McDonald's, it being in the style of Neil Hamburger.

…must…not…like….post…

*smacks lips*

@Scrawler2:disqus , well I'm happy to add my seven. (Seven-and-a-half, actually.)

Huh, I hadn't noticed that trend.  Then again, I've always been something of a Johnny-cum-lately.

"Mr. Fleming, Her Majesty is missing her pearl necklace!"

Or as the French more elegantly put it, un agent éjaculeur.

It's funny, because if you add a couple of erotemes to the song title, you get Glitter's defense to Vietnamese police: "Hard On? Me?"