I know.  I still can't believe that he actually used steroids!

@avclub-3be42d8a3412057f79af152555e39bd4:disqus , we just call it a nostril.

@Scrawler2:disqus , well, we did try and convince you not to take that mascot job at Sea World.

You're all wrong! (EDIT: Except Al Capwne.) It's because I like 'em small, round and green!

I'd like to edit Coily into it, so that every time someone yells "Spring Break!" he pops up and says "Noooooooo springs! Ehehehehehe!" and everyone just wanders off, utterly crestfallen.

A group of the kind of prostitutes I'm into is known as a "pod".

I've got more than a feeling that we haven't seen the last of Deadshot.

*eyes brim with tears, shuffles feet, nods bravely*

True.  I spent my pre-sex life (up until age 23) absorbing all the "hippest" pop culture I could find (mostly out of personal interest, but also thinking in the back of my mind that one day this would be mighty impressive to the cool ladies I would finally meet).  However, I ended up marrying a beautiful and deeply…

Well put, @avclub-3db41011acc2d229176bf6a92202728d:disqus .

(Sorry about the double post, Disqus is giving me problems…)

Yeah, I realised my mistake after I posted (all the Alberta tour dates threw me).  I'm actually not American, but from Newfoundland, which is like the Newfoundland to your B.C.  Love B.C., though (my brother lives in Vancouver), and would be happy to live there some day.

Anne Hathaway as Not Herself

I hear that in preparation for the role she's already gone back in time and married William Shakespeare.

Ladies and gentlemen, my distinguished opponent Mr. Joseph Shithead would have you believe that the revenue generated by our province's oil sands should be funneled into government-sponsored social programs.  Joseph Shithead?  More like Joseph Stalin-head.

Edit: beaten to it by JoeBloggs.

Ryan Lochte might be able to pull it off, after a few elocution lessons…

I'm afraid they're not public domain yet.  He will, however, get to do some bits with those classic cut-ups Tilly Wellwyn and Billy Bunter.

Woof!

*puts out fire*