"Anyway, the important thing is that I have an onion pinned to my lapel, which was the style back in my day.  Couldn't get yellow onions, because of the war, so we had to use green ones…"

Just listened to it, and here's my review: "Kelly is destined to go #1 again!  Pure gold!  His fans will lap it up, and haters will find yet another reason never to venture onto his territory.  Yes, folks, R. Kelly is truly a whiz."

I'm assuming that R. Kelly's product is streaming all over the net by now.

He'd bladder not!  (Okay, this is getting abstract now…)

R. Kelly piss pun fans, urine for a treat!

Beer, a drink they like to drink.

@avclub-cfe912f5cb3aa572bd1c9ae2a9b82207:disqus , I incest you start subscribing to HBO this instant!

Oh, yeah, I "like" lots of them too.  I meant more that it's my favourite so far and I hope it gets the win.

"Stop watching TV.  Turn that TV off now and go help your mother in the kitchen.  Do you hear me, mister? …  NOOOOOOO!!!"

The ending, with Driller Killer's line delivery on "I love you…" and his incoherent screaming, is amazing - equal parts hilarious and horrifying.

"Hi, Digger!"

This one gets my vote too.  Well done.

Note from producers: "Put a bird on it!"

"Ladies and gentlemen, The Aristocrats!"

"The big red NO exploded!"

@avclub-bd2a6b36835386ca1248899a4eed8729:disqus : You mean Mama Cass?

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This is just like the time I invited my Cambodian neighbors over for my "Pol Pot-luck Supper".  Ingrates.

I'm sensing a real Patton forming. [expectant pause]

"Yes, now that you mention it, the invisible children riding our shoulders are appallingly heavy."