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Buck the Fuck-Up
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"Yes, now that you mention it, the invisible children riding our shoulders are appallingly heavy."

The NRA embodies the most egregious hypocrisies culture and society are faced with today, from their reinterpretation of the second amendment onwards.

The NRA embodies the most egregious hypocrisies culture and society are faced with today, from their reinterpretation of the second amendment onwards.

"Franco?" "Yes, Seth?" "I want to kill you."

"Franco?" "Yes, Seth?" "I want to kill you."

Degus?  Don't get me started on degus! Coming up from South America and taking our jobs!

Degus?  Don't get me started on degus! Coming up from South America and taking our jobs!

Hired goons?

Hired goons?

And he's much more centered than he used to be.

And he's much more centered than he used to be.

I've got this idea for a "Terence Malick voice-over generator" website, where you input a bunch of key words and it automatically generates a realistic-sounding voice-over for a Malick film, complete with swampy symphonic music and camera footage gliding over beaches and wheat fields.

I've got this idea for a "Terence Malick voice-over generator" website, where you input a bunch of key words and it automatically generates a realistic-sounding voice-over for a Malick film, complete with swampy symphonic music and camera footage gliding over beaches and wheat fields.

An excerpt from the website for this wonderful product (errors in grammar and spelling are theirs, not mine):

An excerpt from the website for this wonderful product (errors in grammar and spelling are theirs, not mine):

Two words: fake wedding.

Two words: fake wedding.

"All right, who ironed this penis decal on my awesome hat?"

"All right, who ironed this penis decal on my awesome hat?"

"Tasha Robinson, in honour of your recommendation of this film, I will now recite every railway stop the Chicago El makes from Linden to 95th!  Linden, Central, Noyes, Foster…"