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I am pretty sure a version of it appears in the new series as well, during the miniseries, and I think it's the ship that Rosalyn meets the little girl on. The one they let get blown to hell.

There as a fascinating article about restoring the old trilogy, how there isn't just a cut of those movies sitting in a vault. They can't release a cleaned up copy because there isn't really a copy of each film, just a heap of clips right now. They're damaged more and more every time they're taken out of the vault.

There as a fascinating article about restoring the old trilogy, how there isn't just a cut of those movies sitting in a vault. They can't release a cleaned up copy because there isn't really a copy of each film, just a heap of clips right now. They're damaged more and more every time they're taken out of the vault.

Basic art class, teaches you about color interaction, hue, saturation, yadda yadda. As a side effect it made me better with photoshop.

So what did you do with your evening Mr. Calcium? "Well, I spent 30-40 minutes of it using newly learned color theory and Photoshop training to increase the visibility of, or flat out fabricate the appearance of Alison Brie's nipples."

And how can this be?! For he is the Kwisatz Haderach!

Why is eating oranges and making fake ID's so damned funny?

WHAT THE FUCK WHY CAN'T THESE AWESOME PEANUT BUTTER SNICKERS BE THE CORRECT SIZE SO THEY DON'T GET STUCK IN THE MACHINE AND I HAVE TO BUY TWO AND EAT TWO AND I FEEL LIKE I'M GETTING TYPE 3 ADULT ONSET INCENDIARY DIABETES

What, like "Coke 2" secretly being brilliant marketing?

Something tells me the sudden presence of Christine Taylor in the Google Search suggestions is the fault of one Emperor Jim

For 22 goddamn dollars, Australian or not, that 3D movie had better raise my IQ and make me better looking. Actually, for 22 damn dollars I better get pulled into an alternate reality based on a movie starring a state governor.

Enemies everywhere!

Was any other part of "The Gift" watchable?

I'm way off in assumption land here, but I think it may be possible that the feeling that they "hold up" despite the changes may be due to nostalgia. You remember that Han shot first, you remember the head turn and silent decision to throw Emperor from the train, you remember the creepy awful feeling when Leia kisses

Jesus you're right. 27 damn years. I'm going to go lie down before I have a heart attack.

I can't click "like" exactly, but this pretty much collects the top worst euphemisms.

Way of the Gun?

Noooooooooooooooooo shit. That dame, man, that dame.

Maybe she's been stuck in an alternate time stream for a subjective 50 years, while we experienced only a few moments.