I would hope they play the whole thing totally straight, all the plots and sudden alliance changes being true. And they could have a 3 hour long fist fight between Rowdy Roddy Piper and Hulk Hogan.

"Rectum?!

It's too bad you won't post…

Listen, we waited around for you, but then someone posted the dialog about old magic, then asking about tortoises, and really it just fell apart from there.

Is Kidman a slider in Photoshop, or is it a plugin I have to download?

Imagine the up-selling?

@Dark Passengerside Airbag

What happened to special unit 2? It's still burning in hell, right?

Well, I was able to watch about 6 seconds of that. This not to say that tolerating less of that video than other claims in this thread make my dick any larger. I think listening to slowed-down recordings of Alvin and the Chipmunks would be less excruciating.