I'm sorry I disgust you. But just know, I never meant to hurt you.

Well why don't you teach me a lil' somethin?

Damn, girl. What, you a professor or somethin?

Come on, now. Why you actin' so vicious?

You know you would never be semi-bored if you'd just come to Alien's, baby. We can lay out by the pool, use my dark tanning oils.

I know I'm your one true love, girl. I'm not jealous.

SHUT THE FUCK UP, NBC. YOU'RE IN LAST PLACE FOR A REASON.

Girl, it's never wrong. Always right.

I wuv u.

Hey boo. You miss me?

AWWWWW HELL FUCKING NO.

ARGHHH!

STUPID MOVIE

Just rewatched Spring Breakers and you can put me in the "For" column. Wow. Just a stunning film all around. Not since Raging Bull has a man's life been depicted with such honesty, and fragility. It's a motherfuckin' art piece.

I would never change. It's the world that needs to change, to get on my level.

You say I'm a tragic figure, but there's nothing more tragic than not seeing the beauty in my masterpiece.

At least you got a pretty ring out of it.

THIS girl GETS it!

Racist.

An angel, if there ever was one.