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Alien 4-Ever
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I could say the same thing about you…

IT'S A MOTHERFUCKIN' ART PIECE.

Come on, girl. You know you liked it.

Who here picked up my motherfuckin' film on Blu-ray? I better see all those hands in the air and bikinis on the floor now, y'all. THAT'S WHAT LIFE IS ABOUT.

Take me with you.

Then let's not waste this precious time we have together.

HEY. JUST WANNA GIVE A SHOUT-OUT TO MY NEW FAVORITE SHOW: HANNIBAL (ON NBC). THAT GUY'S CRAZY AS FUCK, BUT HE'S GOT SO MUCH SHIT. I COULD WATCH THAT SHIT ALL DAY. ON REPEAT. CONSTANT, Y'ALL.

I'll keep you up, girl.

HELL YEAH, Y'ALL. THIS IS MY TIME. LOOK AT MY SHIT. MY SHIT'S AT NUMBER THREE. YOUR SHIT DIDN'T EVEN PLACE.

No need to apologize. You a tough little bitch.

/walks into the room; takes out handgun; fires a bullet in Semi-bored torontonian's direction; walks out of the room casually/

LIKE THE WEIGHT OF THE MOTHERFUCKIN' WORLD.

FUCKIN' LOVE YOU CAT, YOU'RE OUR ROCK. 

NEITHER. THE STATE IS BETTER THAN BOTH OF THEM.

Controversial?

OCEAN'S 12 IS THE BEST FILM HE EVER MADE. ANYBODY WHO DISAGREES WILL DIE.

IT SMELLS REAL NICE.

I JUST WANT TO WISH ALL MY SEMI-BORED BITCHES A GOOD DAY.

OH HELL YEAH. WE COULD ALWAYS USE MORE AFFROSPONGE.

Just wanna wish all my tough little bitches out there a good day.