Sammy!

SHEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIT.

"Vampire Bat was born of a lake of fire" is something I utter out loud at least once a month.

I love you.

Rock over Metropolis. Rock On Gotham. LuthorCorp. We Make Things Grow.

No fucks left to give, I have.

Is that Andy Milonakis in drag?

BACON PANCAKES! MAKIN' BACON PANCAKES!

Get used to it, Hitler.

MR. F!

He was called. He served. He is counted. RIP.

Oh Mammy
It's your little boy Sammy
Comin' home from Alabammy
Put on some eggs and hammy.
Don't gimme no flim-flammy
Mammy

I'm not saying it's not enough at all. I think that he's a great, funny performer, but I don't connect with him in the same way I do Louis CK or Pete Holmes because I don't know anything about the real him. If that's how he wants it, cool with me.

Is that how you Flag something? You just reply FLAGGED?

WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE TELL THIS INSUFFERABLE CHILD TO…

HOME RUN!

Finally. Thank you.

Rape-it Season!

Couldn't agree more. An amazing writer, but the comedians who really get my attention are ones that I can get to know over the course of their careers. Guys and gals who let us into their thoughts, fears and dreams. Jeselnik is hilarious, but what do we know about him? He obviously doesn't think the way his stage…

Reposted Far Side Quotes. There's a gimmick.