I'm going to start kissing your dick at the base, near the balls…just like this. Are you watching?

Wishing on a star
Never got your Hitlers far
And so it's time to make a new start

Put your Hitlers away! They were up all night last night.

Just played Pandemic for the first time over the weekend and it was freakin' intense. One of the most fun games (of any genre) I've ever played. Do it. Do it now.

Live Free or Break Bad.

I don't even want to see the report on the Three Stooges.

I don't even want to see the report on the Three Stooges.

Don't leave, kid, I just want to ask you something! WHAT'S WITH YOUR FUCKIN' HAIR?

Don't leave, kid, I just want to ask you something! WHAT'S WITH YOUR FUCKIN' HAIR?

I AM THE ANTI-POPE.
LIKE A LION EAT AN ANTELOPE
LIKE A HAMMER HIT A CANTELOUPE
I AM THE ANTI-POPE

I AM THE ANTI-POPE.
LIKE A LION EAT AN ANTELOPE
LIKE A HAMMER HIT A CANTELOUPE
I AM THE ANTI-POPE

"Maybe I should have been getting a family rate…oh God…"

"Maybe I should have been getting a family rate…oh God…"

The Dixiecrat party turned it's back on me in my latest Sentatorial run. So I left American politics and now I'm the Governor of a tribe in Papua New Guinea, tryin' to pass legislation to get these natives to cover up their naughty parts.

The Dixiecrat party turned it's back on me in my latest Sentatorial run. So I left American politics and now I'm the Governor of a tribe in Papua New Guinea, tryin' to pass legislation to get these natives to cover up their naughty parts.

My

My

George Sr. is mean with his "freckled ass" comment, but I loved Michael firing right back with "Gee, Dad, you just blew your 'Best Man' speech…"

George Sr. is mean with his "freckled ass" comment, but I loved Michael firing right back with "Gee, Dad, you just blew your 'Best Man' speech…"

Put those quotes down! You think I am fuckin' with you, I am not fuckin' with you.