You seen Cat People? Annette O'Toole in that movie = faptastic.

I already knew about Shearer! Guest's an asshole?

I already knew about Shearer! Guest's an asshole?

Bad form, Dante.

Bad form, Dante.

P. N. Guin?

P. N. Guin?

Tucson, Arizona?

Tucson, Arizona?

I watched The Game, in Armin Mueller-Stahl's honor.

I watched The Game, in Armin Mueller-Stahl's honor.

I am fluent in over six million forms of communication.

I am fluent in over six million forms of communication.

I did not expect the AVClub to pick this up. Very proud to be a commenter here right now.

I did not expect the AVClub to pick this up. Very proud to be a commenter here right now.

Also: "He ain't gonna shoot me? Then he hadn't ought to point a gun at me. It's insincere."

Also: "He ain't gonna shoot me? Then he hadn't ought to point a gun at me. It's insincere."

My motherfucker's so cool when he goes to bed, sheep count him.

My motherfucker's so cool when he goes to bed, sheep count him.

I pawned my high school class ring for gas money. Does that make me better than Lawrence?