If this were an iPhone app, I would gift you a million likes for that.

If there's two things Danny Duberstein knows, it's math and fuckin'.

Oh Jesus, sahrry guys! Spoilah alerht!

Oh, I fackin' know this guy. He's the othah fackin' mole in The Depahted!

Ok. :-(

But will Jeff Bridges be in Iron Man 3? Ask yourself that.

3 French Hens and a ball point banana!

Both of youse can grab onto my BOOKS, you MOTHER FATHER CHINESE DENTIST.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Positively zoftig!

Did they say why they wouldn't? :-(

She'll be utilizing the "Tuck method." And then she'll look in a mirror and say, "I'd fuck me."

Great! Now there's one more woman on the planet who won't fuck me! Amirite?!?!

Who's playing Jack Gates?

Can I get any credit from the AVClub for mailing this link in? I even said, "Give this to O'Neal and let him work his magic." COME ON!

Obi Wan: "Remember, a driver can feel the booze flowing through him…"

I stole this SIGN…

I have a question: How did Linda Lovelace feel about Plan B, a.k.a The Forbidden Hello?

Correct!

Cock rings…cock rings…cock rings…