The post was coming from INSIDE the internet!

I like this Spoiler Space thingy! Is it new? Way to go, AV Club!

I've seen enough Hentai to know where this is going.

I swear to Cthulhu that the first time I heard "How to Save a Life" I thought they were saying, "Honest Abe Tonight." Not joking.

You're talkin' shit!

TING TONG, BING BONG, it's tingin' it's way up the tube!

Can't tell if trolling or stupid.

I kept falling in pits and getting trapped by pipes as the skinned Tanooki. I died many Tanooki deaths. I feel like PETA should have protected me as an animal proxy.

What if the guy is dead? I mean seriously. What if the guy who is the Hulk Hogan gimmick commentator died? Maybe that's what happened to Horsefellow.

I think he committed suicide in his last post. 

Whatcha gonna do when Hulkmania ret-cons pop culture…on…you?

Damn, Hyden, good article. I would have loved to have seen your face when you heard about this story. I bet your fingers were flying across the keyboard, ala Data. Fuck those cunts. How much did they get for the Time.com piece? Hopefully enough for a secondary school of some kind.

SPOILER ALERT for Driven: Rambo teaches fuck up to race.

Nowhere near as cool as David Keith and Keith David hugging.

My name is Tony Abbott and I'm running for Transport Minister!

He was apoplectic, Larry! Apoplectic!

There's a shit blizzard comin', Dane Cook. It's comin'.

Don't hog the body chocolate, O'Neal!

Hey, Cuba, I didn't know you liked to get "wet."

"We're sailing into a sit typhoon, Randy, we'd better haul in the jib before it gets covered in sit."